Thursday, September 28, 2006

A funny email from StreetWars NYC2006

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From: MC Pee Pants
To:
liveinfear@streetwars.net
Date:
Sep 25, 2006 9:47 PM
Subject:
fools

Dear Supreme Commander,

MC Pee Pants checking in with you…but, sadly I’m not here to report a kill. I’m here to offer some advice to these would be killers. You see, common traits associated with assassins include: stealth, surprise, cunning, deception, subtlety, creativity. Some of your assassins do take such words to heart. Others, like the fellow in the attached pic, do not. This fellow was spotted on the L train this evening sporting black pants tucked into combat boots and a rather cumbersome looking tactical vest. He brandished an orange super soaker like he was patrolling Penn Station…this fellow does not look like an assassin…more like a bike messenger that watched the Blade films one too many times. The fool happily conversed with strangers (regretfully…not even women) about the nature of our game and loudly proclaimed his target and how he intended to dispatch him.

Another guy was spotted not ten minutes later on Bedford – walking his dog and holding his super soaker in plain sight. My dear killers – assassins do not walk dogs. Hell they shouldn’t even own one – cats are a killer’s best friend. I would have snapped another pic but I would have had to get too close…and assassins do not take unnecessary risks.

Anyways kids…good luck and see you on the streets. But don’t make it so easy, ok?



Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Silver Daggers (Joan Baez) - Stephanie Loveless



It was late. After a hard won chess match, Stephanie sings me a song. As it was well past 1am on a weeknight, considerate little birdie that she is, she picked the strings with the lightest touch, and whispered me a song. ... (more info) (less info)

Sunday, August 6, 2006

How a bribe went wrong

This is the responding letter to Team KT's offer. Find out what this is all about.

Hmm...

I would be rather impressed if you can show a thing or two to the
large contingent of fine young women in our accompaniment, as we roll
with nothing but the most refined ladies of society.

That said, you DID miss the pickup. and now to ask for favours?

Tsk tsk!

Furthermore...your offer of enrollment in the handlebar mustache club
is thoughtful and appreciated in spirit, but i suppose you would have
had no reason to know of the long standing feud between the Handlebars
and Bavarian Mustache Society that started around the 1800's.

Long story short, back in 1791, Adam Weishaupt, while known mostly as
a cleanly shaven man, actually had a glorious handlebar that only is
revealed during our secert cerenmonies. Like the rastas and their
hair, our um... high priests... derived their powers from their
mustaches, and many developed intense love/hate relationships with
their staches. Adam was no different, he was so in love with his
handlebar mustache, that he decided to secretly apply to the handlebar
mustache club, in hopes of getting the coveted handlebar tie he so
badly wanted. Unfortunately, he also was not able to reveal his
handlebar mustache outside of ceremoney (as that was strictly
forbidden), thus, he had to walk into the handlebar chapter house with
an embarrssingly bare upper lip.

Rejected, and in a fury, Adam came home and reshaped the mustache into
the shape now more popularly known as "the magnum p.i.".

Since then, us of the Bavarian Mustache Society have been at odds with
the Handlebars, causing bloodshed, world wars, and the eventual
decline of europe as a world power.

this is all true. you can look it up.


That said, your continued efforts to try to win our favors is
encouraging. Here I grant you another picture of your lovely target.


Keep hunting and bribing my young assassin.

Good luck and stay dry.

Posted on August 5, 2006

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