Tuesday, November 11, 2008

How to shit in public bathrooms

toilet

Here is a tip that will change your life.

Cover the surface of the toilet water with a thin layer of toilet paper before you drop that deuce.

That is how you avoid the dreaded "splash back". The layer of paper prevents the basic hydrodynamics from happening, and the rushing droplets that may have been, never gets enough momentum to kiss you behind.

You're welcome.

3 comments:

  1. I invented this in 1994 and named it Anti-Splashback System (A.S.S.)

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  2. It is our job to be detect and shit in public bathrooms.
    Bathrooms

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  3. We must not leave anything. Always be clean. ~~round wall mirror

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