
Here is a tip that will change your life.
Cover the surface of the toilet water with a thin layer of toilet paper before you drop that deuce.
That is how you avoid the dreaded "splash back". The layer of paper prevents the basic hydrodynamics from happening, and the rushing droplets that may have been, never gets enough momentum to kiss you behind.You're welcome.
I invented this in 1994 and named it Anti-Splashback System (A.S.S.)
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We must not leave anything. Always be clean. ~~round wall mirror
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